Several years ago, I appeared on the radio show of the late and much-missed David Brudnoy to discuss deregulation of taxicabs. I advocated a free market and an end to licensing and medallions. We got a call from a spokesman for the taxicab industry, who was outraged. Public safety! he exclaimed. "Without licensing, you could have some crazy person driving a cab and have an accident and you could have a mudda an' a dotta killed! Do you want to be responsible for that?!"
I remembered that call when I saw the letter in the Washington Post from Michael C. Alin, executive director of the American Society of Interior Designers. Responding to George Will's column on the absurdity of licensing for interior decorators, Alin writes:
In one of the worst hotel fires in U.S. history, 85 lives were lost and more than 700 people were injured at the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas in November 1980, partly because some of the materials in the interior finish and furnishing fueled a rapid spreading of the fire. If furniture is placed in such a manner that it impedes egress during an emergency, people will die. Should a nonqualified, non-educated person select the materials for the interior of a hospital, school or high-rise building?
Will had blithely and insensitively mocked the idea of criminal penalties for impersonating an interior designer:
In Las Vegas, where almost nothing is illegal, it is illegal — unless you are licensed, or employed by someone licensed — to move, in the role of an interior designer, any piece of furniture, such as an armoire, that is more than 69 inches tall. A Nevada bureaucrat says that "placement of furniture" is an aspect of "space planning" and therefore is regulated — restricted to a "registered interior designer."
Placing furniture without a license? Heaven forfend.
I hope that Will is suitably chastened now that he understands the real risks of letting just anyone pick out wallpaper and position furniture.