With the weather hotter than Hell here in Washington, and partisan warfare ramping up for the '06 elections, there are two pieces today that help remind us what a weird, perverse place Capitol Hill, in particular, has become.
First, in this morning's New York Times, Mark Leibovich wedges his tongue firmly into his cheek and explores the phenomenon of the "Senators Only" elevators in the Senate.
The basic rule is this: nonsenators are allowed to ride only if asked by a senator. Such invitations typically occur when a reporter is in mid-interview with a senator walking off the Senate floor.
Lobbyists have been known to park themselves outside elevators with attractive young women, the better to win invitations. To be sure, such tactics took place only in earlier eras, when senators held a less enlightened view of women.
(In 1994, Senator Strom Thurmond of South Carolina was said to have engaged in excessive touching of his then-freshman colleague Patty Murray of Washington. Ms. Murray later asked for and received an apology from Mr. Thurmond, The Seattle Post-Intelligencer reported at the time. Through a spokeswoman, Ms. Murray declined to comment.)
[Former Louisiana senator John] Breaux concluded the matter with a nod to the public good: “I think the elevators are designed to keep members of the public from having to ride with senators,” he said.
Then, the New Republic runs a piece on the phenomenon of ostensibly pro-"traditional values" congresscritters jettisoning the ol' ball and chain back home and taking up with nubile young Washington groupies. The piece could perhaps best be summed up by invoking
Susan LaTourette's remarks in late 2003, after her husband of 21 years, Representative Steve LaTourette, revealed that he was having an affair with a lobbyist and wanted a divorce. "I think Washington corrupts people," a furious Susan announced. "He was a wonderful husband and father, the best I ever saw, until he went there. ... Now he's one of them. All they care about is getting reelected. I hate them all."
What can we do about the inflated egos, insularity, even cults of personality on the Hill? There's a clear enough solution.