Everyone in America, I presume, has just received a letter from the U.S. Census Bureau urging us to fill out our Census forms. Seems like a very expensive way to tell us to watch for the form to arrive in the mail. But I'm particularly interested in why they say we should promptly fill out the form:
Your response is important. Results from the 2010 Census will be used to help each community get its fair share of [federal] government funds for highways, schools, health facilities, and many other programs you and your neighbors need. Without a complete, accurate census, your community may not receive its fair share.
Obviously this is a zero-sum game. If my neighbors and I all fill out the form, then you and your neighbors will get less from the common federal trough. But at least we'll be getting our "fair share," as the letter tells us twice in three sentences.
But where does the government get the authority to ask me my race, my age, and whether I have a mortgage? In fact, the Constitution authorizes the federal government to make an "actual enumeration" of the people in order to apportion seats in the House of Representatives. That's all. Not to define and count us by race. Not to ask whether we're homeowners or renters. Just to ask how many people live here, so they can apportion congressional seats.
I'm not interested in getting taxpayers around the country to pay for roads and schools and "many other programs" in my community. All the government needs to know from me is how many people live in my house. And I will tell them.
More on the census and the Constitution here.