December 12, 2006 3:41PM

apoCOWlipto

According to a report out last week from the UN Food & Agricultural Organisation, the humble cow (all 1.5 billion of them) is responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions than all the world’s planes, trains, and automobiles combined.


If I have to choose between shutting down coal‐​powered power plants and cleansing the earth of cows, I’ll give up Mayor McCheese. But would that mean another jihad — this time, with the Hindus? Life is never easy .….