Close readers of my blog entries will have detected an increasingly irritated tone of late. What with farm subsidies, Doha doldrums, idiotic “solutions” to the trade deficit “problem” and a campaign season upon us, my long‐suffering colleagues have become used to my cries of despair.
And now this, through a tip from my colleague and next‐door‐office‐mate, Brink Lindsey (who has no doubt tired of my “You’ve got to be kidding me” exclaims as I read the headlines every morning). The United States has banned Vegemite, that staple food of Aussies everywhere and an emotionally crucial link to the motherland for all us expatriates living in the United States.
According to this article, the FDA allows folate (or folic acid, which has been added to Vegemite) to be added only to breads and cereals (never mind that Vegemite was practically invented for nutritional purposes, to stave off Vitamin B deficiencies). From a 1996 news release from the FDA:
specified grain products will be required to be fortified with folic acid at levels ranging from 0.43 milligrams to 1.4 mg per pound of product. These amounts are designed to keep daily intake of folic acid below 1mg, because intakes above that amount may mask symptoms of pernicious anemia, a form of vitamin B12 deficiency which primarily affects older people.
Heaven forbid that the flood of Vegemite pouring into the United States should upset the delicately balanced just‐enough‐but‐not‐too‐much‐folic‐acid directive from the FDA.
Australia is an ally of the United States. A small ally, yes, but loyal. Our troops have served side by side in World War II, Korea, Vietnam and the Gulf wars. Australian troops are in Afghanistan and Iraq. And, more to the point, our countries have signed a free‐trade agreement.
Part of me is taking comfort that this truly is a non‐tariff barrier implemented to protect consumer health (misguided though that aim may be), rather than an act of disguised protectionism designed to shield the politically powerful import‐competing domestic Vegemite industry located in electorally important swing‐states. But it’s unfair all the same. And I’m angry.
Thank goodness my parents smuggled contraband Vegemite through customs when they visited me in July, but I think not of my own well‐stocked shelves, but the growling bellies of my compatriots. I plan to share this story with my Australian friends. Expect outrage.
(Please note I am filing this under Civil Liberties, as well as Trade).