As our brief explains, the NLRB’s decision was wrong because it fundamentally misunderstood Domenech’s tweet. It was a joke, not a serious threat to punish union activity. The context of a remark matters. Domenech, like many political commentators, uses his Twitter account to speak out on current events. He has cultivated a large online audience that appreciates his often irreverent and humorous tone, and his tweets are delivered to that audience. But the NLRB ignored that context and read Domenech’s tweet as if he had emailed it privately to the Federalist’s employees alone. That’s like interpreting President Barack Obama’s public joke about drone-striking the Jonas Brothers as if he made it in a private phone call to Kevin, Joe, and Nick themselves. Domenech’s tweet was public and performative, just like a speech at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.
Even putting that context aside, the Federalist obviously does not have a salt mine to which insubordinate writers are periodically banished. The absurdity of that image is what made Domenech’s tweet funny (joining a long history of jokes about toiling in salt mines and sugar caves). That’s why two of the Federalist’s own employees submitted affidavits explaining that they understood the tweet was a joke. To properly interpret everyday language, courts have to understand humor. First-year law students learn from a famous case that a Pepsi commercial “offering” to sell a Harrier jet to teenagers did not create a real contract. As the court explained, the image of flying the jet to school was absurd, and the commercial was “clearly in jest.” The NLRB should have realized that the same principle applies here, but instead, it implausibly read “salt mine” as a euphemism for some unspecified but draconian workplace punishment. That’s like interpreting “the beatings will continue until morale improves” on a workplace poster as a serious threat of violence rather than an ironically humorous slogan.
The NLRB’s decision isn’t just wrong; it’s dangerous. Twitter is home to thousands of jokes a day, from the cringeworthy to the edgy to the brilliant. But if humorless federal agencies start looking for tweets to take out of context, everyone will speak less freely. Tweeters might self-censor rather than express themselves as they wish, and freewheeling discourse will suffer. After all, if a joke about salt mines can become a federal case, who’s to say a joke about firing pineapple pizza haters won’t be next? Punishing Domenech’s tweet would thus set a dangerous precedent. The 3rd Circuit can avoid going down that path by reversing the NLRB’s order. The court should uphold the right to tweet freely. And the NLRB should learn to take a joke.
