October 21, 2009 4:11PM

Medicare for Everyone?

According to The Hill, House Democrats are considering re‐​branding their new government‐​run health insurance program. A “public option” evidently isn’t catchy enough. Now they’re thinking, “Medicare Part E” as in, Medicare for Everyone.

By all means, model a new government program after Medicare, which:

Pleeeeease don’t throw me into that briar patch.