I was KIDDING! Seriously. Come on, guys.

This morning's LA Daily News is abuzz over a debate "gaffe" perpetrated by California Assembly candidate Frank Quintero. After a rough day campaigning for California's 43rd Assembly District seat, Quintero was asked during a debate with his opponent if he supported school vouchers. His answer: "Yes."

Oops.

Honestly, what would possess someone to support giving low income families the same educational choice that wealthier families already enjoy? The nerve of this Quintero guy intimating that parents, not bureaucrats, should be deciding what and where their children learn. It's an outrage. It's...

Wait a minute, that sounds kinda' good, doesn't it? Parental choice in education. More options for kids. Schools no longer being able to take their students for granted and having to compete for the privilege of serving each and every child. So what's the problem?

Well, Quintero is a Democrat -- the party unduly influenced by the nation's teachers' unions. Makes a bit more sense, now, doesn't it?

Naturally, California's biggest teachers' union quickly mobilized to crush this brazen heretic, staging a rally outside his offices the weekend after the debate. Quintero quickly recanted, explaining that when he said "yes" to vouchers, he meant it in the sense that, um, he was opposed to them.

Good thing the teachers' unions are out there to protect us from freedom vouchers.