Government Program Immortality

Who said: “A government bureau is the nearest thing to eternal life we’ll ever see on this earth.”?


As political junkies know, that was Ronald Reagan in 1964. The Internet attributes other similar quips to Reagan.


Reagan apparently borrowed the idea from Senator James F. Byrnes, who stated on the floor of the Senate in 1933: “The nearest earthly approach to immortality is a bureau of the federal government.”


My source is “Reorganization of Federal Administrative Agencies,” Congressional Quarterly, September 17, 1933. The article is a reminder that concerns about government waste, duplication, overlap, and inefficiency certainly did not start with Reagan. Government failure has been around a long time.


The CQ article notes that the 1932 Democratic platform called for “an immediate and drastic reduction of governmental expenditures by abolishing useless commissions and offices, consolidating departments and bureaus, and eliminating extravagance, to accomplish a saving of not less than 25 percent in the cost of the federal government.”


Alas, that leaner‐​government policy was not exactly the approach followed by FDR.