Talk about spoiling the moment! This ranks up there with other magical IRS moments, such as their attempt a few years ago to collect back taxes on an 11-year-old’s sales of Girl Scout cookies. The IRS would no doubt have tried to impose a gift tax on the market value of the loaves and fishes that Jesus multiplied.
Fortunately, shortly before game time IRS commissioner Charles Rossotti came to his senses and announced that the historic home run ball could be returned to McGwire tax free — gratis. “The fan deserves a round of applause, not a tax bill,” Rossotti declared. What magnanimity! Tim Forneris, the member of the St. Louis Cardinals grounds crew who caught the ball Tuesday night — and returned it to McGwire immediately — can rest assured that he will not be facing a whopping tax assessment simply because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Only the U.S. Internal Revenue Code could turn one of the most anticipated moments in sports history into a taxable event. President Clinton’s spokesman Mike McCurry ridiculed the original IRS assessment as “about the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.” The problem is that the IRS is routinely doing dumb and unjust things like this. It’s just that most of the time the agency’s capricious decisions don’t coincide with the biggest sports media event of the year.