This week I’m getting emailed press releases telling me that “94% of international teens want the US to address global warming more aggressively. “If you read waaaay down in the email, you discover that it was an online survey of 250 teens who – it appears – mostly attend U.S. schools. So maybe the striking headline is just a teensy bit of a stretch.
But if it were a scientifically valid survey of actual teenagers around the actual world, one might still say: So 94 percent of teenagers in other countries – that is, respondents who don’t pay taxes and haven’t studied either climatology or economics and aren’t looking for a job – and if they did pay taxes or look for a job, wouldn’t do so in the United States – think that the United States should hobble its economy in the name of something that vaguely sounds scary. And we should care because…?