No Resort Left Behind

A few years ago I wrote a paper trying to itemize where federal education dollars go. Unfortunately, no one keeps comprehensive data on uses like this. Apparently, you just can’t analyze student performance without “four‐​and‐​a‐​half acres of indoor gardens and winding waterways.…a 25,000-square-foot day spa and fitness center” and “the energy of Glass Cactus nightclub.”